Last night, because I would be working a little late, the decision was made for Thing One not to wait for his dinner. When I'm on my way home I usually call and say I'm leaving work - last night, because it was chilly, I asked for a cup of tea (it takes about 20 minutes for me to get home so it's easy to time these things). When I walked in, it was clear that the previous day's pizza was being reheated for dinner.
Me (sniffing): Did you put garlic on your pizza?
Thing One: Yes, why?
Me: I can smell it.
Thing One: Lemongrass and cinnamon
Me: On your pizza???
Thing One (laughing hysterically): No! In your tea (continues laughing)