Do you make your bed? Depends on how you define "making" as my comforter/duvet is usually pulled up but beyond that, it's a mess. I blame The Herd, particularly the one that burrows under my comforter every morning, making it difficult to do more without disturbing her. This seems to be a cat thing, as years ago my mother complained that I hadn't made my bed only for me to inform her that bedsheets didn't usually purr (or move away from your hand... although that'd make a great horror short story!).
What's your favorite number? A former colleague used to say that her favorite number was Ε (no, I don't get it either) but I've never met another person who had a favorite number.
What's your dream job? I'd say the one I have now, but there are parts I don't enjoy. And isn't the idea of a "dream job" supposed to be the one you love absolutely? Thinking about it, there's no job I'd love absolutely so perhaps I already have it.
If you could, would you go back to school? I work in a school, so... There are things I would love to study, and taking a class or two with people who are as excited about the topic as I am wouldn't be bad. But going back for a specific degree? No, thanks.
Can you parallel-park? Of course. It's easier now with the rear-view camera, but I've been parallel-parking for nearly 40 years.
A job you had at which people would be surprised? Chambermaid at a resort in the Adirondacks or personal maid for an older couple on the Cape. Both were summer jobs and gave me a great appreciation for the work that chambermaids in hotels do. Tip well, people!
Do you think aliens are real? It's incredibly unlikely that we are the only planet with life on it, but what that looks like, or how advanced it is, is beyond my imagining. It's also incredibly unlikely that anyone has visited, much less created advanced ancient civilizations or abducted us for medical experimentation.
Can you drive a stick shift? If this answer surprises anyone who knew me in college or saw my first two cars, well... yes. Yes, I can. Don't get me wrong, living in a city it's great having an automatic car but I miss the control.
What's your guilty pleasure? Despite being raised a Jew, this is one thing I feel no guilt about. Claiming a guilty pleasure is a little too humblebrag for my tastes.
Tattoos? No. I have thought about getting a
Favorite color? My wardrobe would suggest grey, black or green but really it's any "jewel" color.
Things people do that drive you crazy? That's several blog posts! Right now I'm irritated by people outside, walking down my street, yelling because they can't hear the person on the other end of their phone call.
Phobias? Heights. Not a great help if you're 5'4.5", right? Dying alone (probably not alone in that). Going blind.
Favorite childhood game? Jacks (does anyone play that any more?), which I perfected at summer camp.
Do you talk to yourself? Of course. Usually when I'm alone, but apparently I also do when I'm at work (mostly when I'm trying to work something out or when I'm shelving books - that QRSTUVW part of the alphabet can be tricky!)
Do you like doing puzzles? I like American-style crosswords.
Favorite kind of music? I'm not sure I have one favorite, but I do dislike modern rap/hip-hop. I won't mention groups/people I don't like (there's one married couple whose music I find rather "meh", much to the dismay of many of the people I know) and I'm not all that fond of those who are better performers than artists (Madonna, I'm looking at you).
What story do you adore? Huh??? That's an odd question: does it refer to authors, or genres, or a specific book? Or maybe movies? Without a clearer guide, I'll say any story that takes me away from my current world and transports me into a new one (could be a movie, play or book, fiction or non-fiction).
Tea or coffee? The answer will only surprise those who don't know me. Tea.
The first thing you remember you wanted to be? It was always a toss-up between secretary (all those office supplies!) or teacher.
So, go ahead. Surprise me.