Check-out Girl: are we really going to Jones Beach later? because if we are, I need to get some suntan lotion
Bagger: Oh, I've got some
Check-out Girl: It can't have high SPF because I want to tan - I'm so pale
Me: NOooooooo! I just got back from having two biopsies at the dermatologist; last time I tanned was over 30 years ago and now's when I'm seeing the damage.
Friends don't let friends tan. Seriously.