Per Cam: Put these things in the order you've done them
Get drunk for the first time.
Graduate high school.
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn't.
Move out of parents' house for good. (assuming boarding school and college don't count as "moving out")
Become gainfully employed.
Meet significant other.
Get a cell phone.
Get married. (fun Lazy fact: the faux SO performed the ceremony!)
Buy a car.
Buy a house.
and in the never gonna happen category