There's a road near me that has been repaved. For the past two weeks(ish) there have been delays as the lollipop guy guided traffic around the area undergoing work; sometimes the line has been so long that it's worth it to go the five miles out of my way to get home (when I leave early in the morning there's no problem). Usually, repaving means that there's grading and a nice layer of asphalt and a real disruption to the roadbed before it's all put back together.
So imagine my surprise when driving along this road now that the work has been finished. This road is New! and Improved! Now with Added Potholes!!
Seriously. They've repaved and added potholes. Wha???