Thing One has a, well, thing about Canadians (he's not the only one I know with this problem, either). You see, they tend to look like us, talk like us, dress like us... you can't tell that they're trying to take over. Sort of an Invasion of the Incredible Polite Pod People, eh?
Anyway, Callimachus points out another disturbing feature of Their Nefarious Plan.
Resistance is, as they say, futile.