Tonight, as I've done for many years, I'm staying up waaaaay past my bedtime to watch the Oscars. It's not that I know all the movies, or that I'm intensely interested in the "Short Story Non-Fiction with Animation and a Twist" category, it's that I'm just as mean and nasty as anyone else: I like watching people who are paid many more times my salary look and sound bad (I don't care what anyone says, Gwyneth looked awful in that pink dress - she needed more boob-action to carry it off well). Who can forget Rob Lowe and Snow White, or the resulting lawsuit? Who doesn't remember Demi Moore and those godawful bicycle pants?
So I'll be up late, snarking away. Just like the rest of you.