A now-that-summer's-here PSA

Coincidentally, this evening I was purchasing groceries and overheard the following conversation between the check-out girl and the bagger:

Check-out Girl: are we really going to Jones Beach later?  because if we are, I need to get some suntan lotion
Bagger: Oh, I've got some
Check-out Girl: It can't have high SPF because I want to tan - I'm so pale

Me: NOooooooo!  I just got back from having two biopsies at the dermatologist; last time I tanned was over 30 years ago and now's when I'm seeing the damage.

Friends don't let friends tan.  Seriously.